Jerome Horwitz Elementary (formerly Melvin Sneedly Elementary School in Season 2 of the TV series) is a school George and Harold attend. Children K-6 can attend there.
Staff[]
| Name | Member Type | Pun |
| Mr. Benjamin Krupp | Principal | "bankrupt" |
| Miss Edith Anthrope | Secretary | "eat it and throw up"/"misanthrope" |
| Ms. Tara Ribble | 4th Grade Teacher | "terrible"/"miserable" |
| Mr. Riles Rected | Guidance Counsellor | "misdirected" |
| Miss Singerbrains | Librarian (formerly) | "missing her brains" |
| Ms. Guided | Teacher | "misguided" |
| Mr. Kenny B. Meaner | Gym Teacher | "can he be meaner"/"misdemeanor" |
| Miss Fitt | Teacher | "misfit" |
| Ms. Dayken | Teacher | "mistaken" |
| Mr. Rustworthy | Music teacher | "mistrustworthy" |
| Mr. Morty Fyde | Science Teacher (formerly) | "mystified"/"mortified" |
| Miss Labler | Psychologist | "mislabel" |
| Ms. Zurry | Teacher | "misery" |
| Miss Anita Calculator | Math Teacher | "miscalculate" "I need a calculator" "Anita" was also the model name of the first electronic desktop calculators. |
| Miss Creant | Head Lunch Lady (formerly) | "miscreant" |
| Mrs. DePoint | Cook (formerly) | "misses the point" |
| Tippy Tinkletrousers | Science Teacher (formerly) | N/A |
| Mr. Old Benjamin Krupp | Principal | Mr. Krupp 30 years in the future |
| Thirty-Nine-&-Three-Quarters-Year-Old George Beard & Forty-Year-Old Harold Hutchins | Teachers | Future versions of George and Harold |
| Ms. Hurd | Music Teacher | "misheard" |
| Miss Take | Kindergarten teacher | "mistake" |
| Ms. Yewh | French Teacher | "monsieur"/"miss you" |
| Mr. Roids | Former Gym Teacher | "missed the roids" |
| Señor Citizen (real name: Jerry Citizen) | Spanish Teacher | "senior citizen" |
| Theodore Murdsley | Former principal | N/A |
| Ms. Align | First Grade Teacher | "misalign" |
| Mr. Nice Benjamin Krupp | Principal (Purple Potty universe only) | "bankrupt" |
| Miss Alternate Edith Anthrope | Secretary (Purple Potty universe only) | N/A |
| Mr. Alternate Kenny B. Meaner | Gym Teacher (Purple Potty universe only) | N/A |
| Alternate Miss Singerbrains | Librarian (Purple Potty universe only) | N/A |
| Grace Wain | Superintendent | Anagram and future self of Erica Wang |
| Melvin Sneedly (present and future) | Temporary Principals | N/A |
| Dr. Mentor | Science Teacher | N/A |
| Mr. Toilette Ree | Janitor T.E.R.D.S (formerly) |
"mystery"/"toiletry" |
| Ms. IngLink | Science Teacher | "Missing link": A term used to describe fossils that are perceived as a bridge between the evolutionary gap between humans and primates. |
| Edith | Lunch Lady (in movie only) | Not to be confused with Miss Anthrope, who shares the same first name as her. |
| Mr. Melvin | Principal (Book 7) | Brain Switch |
List of known students[]
- George Beard (Even number days)
- Harold Hutchins (Even number days)
- Melvin Sneedly (Future self superintendent in Season 1, Principal in Season 2)
- Erica Wang (Future self superintendent in Season 2)
- Yesterday George Beard (Odd number days)
- Yesterday Harold Hutchins (Odd number days)
- Kipper Krupp
- Loogie Tope
- Bugg Usalowzgi
- Finkstien Noviz
- Alternate Melvin Sneedly who has no intelligence (Purple Potty universe only)
- Evil George Beard (Purple Potty universe only)
- Evil Harold Hutchins (Purple Potty universe only)
- Kruppy the Kid (Mr. Krupp in Melvin's body)
- Steve Yamaguchi
- Bo Hweemuth
- Stephanie Yarkoff
- Dressy Killman
- Stanley Peet
- Robbie Staenberg
- Janet Warwick
- Fabiola Leigh
- Jessica Gordon
- The Sophies
- Tommy
- Goody Two-Shoes Girl
- Sad Girl
- Ice Cream Girl
- Balloon Girl
- Glasses kid
- Kimberly DeMartino
- Veronica Truel
- Aaron Mancini
- Connor Mancini
- Madison Mancini
- Stephanie Yarkoff
- Priscilla Gordon
- Freddie Moore
- Zoe Ingram
- Carly Stefani
- Stevie Loopner
- Tim Bronski
- Donny Shoemyer
- Wendy Swan (cheerleader)
- 961 other students
Trivia[]
- The school shares its name with the late comedian Jerome Horwitz, best known for being a member of the comedy act The Three Stooges under the stage name Curly Howard.
- In "Dog Man", there is a letter to George and Harold's parents. Under the school logo though, is the school's slogan: We put the ow in knowledge.
- Mr. Krupp, Mr. Meaner, and Mr. Ree are the only Jerome Horwitz Elementary School staff members that have siblings.
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