Jerome Horwitz Elementary School is the school George and Harold attend. It is located in Piqua, Ohio. Children K-6 can attend there.


Name Job Pun on Name
Mr. Benjamin Krupp Principal "bankrupt"
Miss Edith Anthrope Secretary "eat it and throw up/misanthrope"
Ms. Tara Ribble Teacher "terrible"/"miserable"
Mr. Rected Guidance Counsellor "misdirected"
Miss Singerbrains Librarian (formerly) "missing her brains"
Ms. Guided Teacher "misguided"
Mr. Meaner Gym Teacher "misdemeanor"
Miss Fitt Teacher "misfit"
Miss Dayken Teacher "mistaken"
Mr. Rustworthy Music? Teacher "mistrustworthy"
Mr. Morty Fyde Science Teacher (formerly) "mystified/mortified"
Miss Labler Psychologist "mislabel"
Ms Zurry Teacher "misery"
Miss Anita Calculator Math Teacher "miscalculate/I need a calculator"
Miss Creant (former) Head Lunch Lady "miscreant"
Mrs. DePoint (former) Cook "misses the point"
Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants Former Science teacher
Ms. Chivess Fifth Grade Teacher "mischievous"
Edith*, ** Lunch Lady

*shown in movie only

**not to be mistaken with Miss Anthrope, who goes by the same first name.

List of known students

961 other students


  • The school shares its' name with the late comedian Jerome Horwitz, best known for being a member of the comedy act The Three Stooges under the stage name Curly Howard.
  • In the book 'Dog Man', there is a letter to George & Harold's parents. Under the school logo though, is the school's slogan; 'We put the ow in knowledge'.