Jerome Horwitz Elementary School is the school George and Harold attend. It is located in Piqua, Ohio. Children K-6 can attend there.
Staff
| Name | Job | Pun on Name |
| Mr. Benjamin Krupp | Principal | "bankrupt" |
| Ms. Edith Anthrope | Secretary | "eat it and throw up/misanthrope" |
| Ms. Tara Ribble | Teacher | "terrible"/"miserable" |
| Mr. Rected | Guidance Counsellor | "misdirected" |
| Miss Singerbrains | Librarian (formerly) | "missing her brains" |
| Ms. Guided | Teacher | "misguided" |
| Mr. Meaner | Gym Teacher | "misdemeanor" |
| Miss Fitt | Teacher | "misfit" |
| Miss Dayken | Teacher | "mistaken" |
| Mr. Rustworthy | Music? Teacher | "mistrustworthy" |
| Mr. Morty Fyde | Science Teacher (formerly) | "mystified/mortified" |
| Miss Labler | Psychologist | "mislabel" |
| Ms Zurry | Teacher | "misery" |
| Miss Anita Calculator | Math Teacher | "miscalculate/I need a calculator" |
| Miss Creant | Head Lunch Lady | "miscreant" |
| Mrs. DePoint | Cook | "misses the point" |
| Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants | Former Science teacher |
List of known students
- George Beard
- Harold Hutchins
- Melvin Sneedly
- Stephanie Yarkoff
- Robert "Robbie" Steanberg
- Janet Warwick
- Fabiola Leigh
- Jessica Gordon
- Kimberly DeMartino
- Veronica Truel
- Aaron Mancini
- Connor Mancini
- Madison Mancini
- Stephanie Wycoff
- Priscilla Gordon
- Freddie Moore
- Zoe Ingram
- Cianna Sneedly
- Carly Stefani
- Donny Shoemyer
- Wendy Swan (cheerleader)
994 other students
Trivia
- The school shares its' name with the late comedian Jerome Horwitz, best known for being a member of the comedy act The Three Stooges under the stage name Curly Howard.
Gallerey
Mr. Meaner
Miss Ribble
Mr. Fyde
Miss Dayken
Miss Fit
Mr. Rected
Mr. Rustworthy
Miss Guided
Football team